are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
the hunter becomes the hunted
My grades are going down, i’m yelling timber
Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.
When you fart in class and it doesn’t make a sound
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING
"i tried to look cute today but i still look bad" - the tragic story of my entire existence
so glad his leg isnt broken